Call center blues !!!

Fed up of why his computer cud not print his gfs pic … a window XP user (read widowed user) decides to drop a call at the call center.

Frustrated windows XP user (read citizen of USA) now referred to as caller – Hi is this India?

The coustomer care executive ( read kast a coustomer) now referred to as CSE – GM Sir, this is Anie ( damn she is Anamika), fiddling with her mirror and tweezers, she still cant figure out why none proposed to her in the last bygone 4 hours (read Indian boys) how can I help you?

Caller – @$#$!%^#$%!#$

CSE – Putting down the tweezer (for the moment) Sir, plz cool down, can you tell me abt the problem ur facing at ur end ?

Caller – Damn i am trying to print my gfs pik and the fucking thing says it cant find my printer.

CSE – Sir can u tell me the OS which ur using?

Caller – What is OS Miss ? ( He is surely not drunk)

By this time Anie has made sure that she can claim that the distressed caller is a Yank, she opens the USA manual and peeks in.

CSE – Sir ru using windows XP ? – coming straight to the point – lets not talk abt the domain knowledge here..she hardly knows more abt what a class 4 can talk computers, leave apart the intricacies of an OS.

Caller – Yes, i guess..I got it registered last week (Fool….people in this part of the world can play Frisbee with the OS cds

CSE – That’s really good sir ( U need to thank people who buy windows) Sir may i know whom I am speaking to?

Caller – Well can we get down to the root nature of the problem ( The man seems to be doing trouble shooting here)

CSE – Sure Sir

Caller – Well miss so what next…can u help me out? ( Indians can do much more than that dude !!!)

CSE – Yup !!! ( u need to keep dropping those words to fool the caller that his call is routed to someplace in Uncle Sam’s land) Can u give me the error message that the computer is showing up?

Caller – Falls back…Opens his 2 storeyed refrigerator … gulps in coke…bites almost all the burger in one go…speaks coughing out…Yes...staring at the screen to find the error message…It says something like .. The computer cant find the printer

CSE – Did u install a new printer ?

Caller – Yes, but does that matter? ( Now who tells this idiot that u need drivers to let ur hardware feel happy abt its existence) and so I pulled my computer closer to the printer and made them face each other. But i am still being shown the same damn message..can u help me Miss…

Now thats insane